February 2012
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Feb 29th
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Jordan: SO I USED [THIS LINK] FOR MORNING TWEETS AND THEN I SAW IT WAS TAINTED BY YOUR MAN MEAT Kara: HA! Jordan: Your vagina has so much klout. 
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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conozco: the good thing about most of your clothes being in the “black” palette is that is makes doing laundry the easiest thing on the planet “#shove all that shit in one load” is also the tag for blogging about how the coin-operated washer/dryer your landlord had installed in your house has affected your laundry process.
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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you know what's cool?
people who’ve never heard of ZIP files and so they send you 10 emails with three photos attached to each one.
Feb 24th
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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michellelynking replied to your post: michelle is going to see portlandia live so she can’t tweet PLL for 17… You totally rocked it! You were super edgy-chic, but also ultra girly. omgthanks! :’D
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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michelle is going to see portlandia live so she...
but don’t worry everyone, i’ve got it under control. hopefully i can be as good as michelle at analyzing aria’s feathers and how soon caleb is going to get murdered.
Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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I haven't left my house in 100 years: oldtobegin:... →
conozco: oldtobegin: conozco: there are so many things i dislike about adele (and not just that i’m envious of her always-perfect cat-eye’d liner), but the one consistent issue i have with her is how she practically outwardly shames skinny/fit women. everyone is saying how great she looks on… 1. thanks jess for not thinking i’m stupid 2. i just don’t see how we live in a world where it’s...
Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 11th
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i’m reading (another) post-apocalyptic YA novel for work right now and in it the only people who survived the plague that killed off the rest of the entire world are long islanders. which actually is pretty accurate as far as what i picture the apocalypse being like.
Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 6th
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"What about a wedding where you used to go out...
Feb 3rd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 1st
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