Maybe it’s because I’m still pretty drunk, but this is the scariest thing I’ve ever seen.
here’s to hoping some cute guys who are really into milkmaids come into cozy tonight.
there’s one woman who works at cozymel’s and she doesn’t really speak english and whenever she wants someone to work for her she texts us “hi it’s nelly you may cover my shift on friday at 10:45.”
you’re really adorable and small, but no nelly. i may not.
sort of obsessed with this whole slide show on the most gorgeous waitresses in nyc.
Saturday, 7AM
- Mom: Don’t ever drink Devils Spring Vodka straight. it is 160 proof and it will burn your stomach and esophagus. You will end up in the hospital. If you must drink it, you must dilute it. Pass it on to your friends. It may save their life. We are having tacos tonight xo
- this is the alcohol cozymel's uses to light the flameados on fire. apparently someone asked for a shot of it last night, but we aren't allowed to sell it.
while everyone else is doing situps to get that beach body back, i’m doing them in preparation for CINCO. my manager just asked me to bartend and obviously i am going to request that tina be my bar partner so we can cut up our shirts and look smokin’ hot and make $1000. this is truly the only thing i have to look forward to right now.
